My Sexy Beast.

I found this bad boy on Craigslist. Sure it was Craigslist in Huntsville, Alabama but that's only like three hours away and I've never let a little distance keep me from something I wanted. I'd just have to take a road trip.

Oh wait, I have how many kids? Three? And I have to drop them off at school and pick them up when? Every day? Oh. ***SCREEEEEETCH*** <--(that was the sound of my plans coming to a screeching halt) Well, its true that distance has never stopped me, but the damn logistics get me all the time. It was time for me to call in some reinforcement. Naturally, when something this dramatic is happening and I need some serious emotional support, the first person I call is my Mom. Plus, she conveniently lives about ten minutes from the guy with the dresser. So, my fabulous mom went and got the dresser and brought it up to me that weekend. (Thanks Mom!!!) she's pretty much the best enabler ever. Well, without further delay, I introduce to you, my dresser. Which I have lovingly dubbed, The Sexy Beast.

Sexy, no? Yesssssss.

Obviously this is not his final form. We'll just have to see how he turns out.